Well, wonder no more.
It seemed like we toured all of North Texas today while running errands before church. I happen to see a red shoe in the middle of the road on 1709. Thought in the moment, "how does someone lose a shoe IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!" About an hour later, I drive past the same red shoe...and drive past it again on the way to church.
Trying to unload the boys, only to notice Jimmy wearing just ONE red shoe.
This is my life.